On an idyllic little lake deep in the forest there’s a little boat. The silence is only broken by the water splashing against it, the oars breaking the surface.
Ouch!
Mike stops. It came from under the hull. Is there someone there? The boat floats forwards for a short while. It stops, wagging in the small movements in the lake. He looks over the edge.
Be careful, stupid! Watch where you’re going!
There’s a little bulb in the surface of the water. It has a face. Mike’s eyes grow in astonishment..
What are you? He says in deep awe.
What does it look like I am, stupid? I’m water.
Water? Mike’s confused. But… but water doesn’t talk?
Water doesn’t talk, water doesn’t talk, the water mocks. Water talks when water fucking wants to talk. Thing is humans aren’t really that interesting for conversation,. but you pissed me off. Get lost!
It disappears. Not the water, of course. The face.
Mike is sitting there. The water just spoke to him. Was he going crazy? He’s trying to make sense of it all. He decides he cannot, and starts rowing in towards shore.
Ouch! He hears again. -That’s it, asshole. That’s it.
Mike looks over the edge. There’s nothing there.
I’m under here, coward! He leans further out.
A wave comes out of nowhere, knocks the boat from the other side. It goes round. Mike falls head first into the pond.
Get him, guys! The water creature things attack him. They punch him in the face with their water hands. It’s quite annoying. They keep splashing their fists in his face as he swims towards the shore. He gets up on the the bank.
And stay out!
Haha! The creatures slaps hand, satisfied with their victory. Yeah! Stupid human. We showed him, didn’t we. That’ll teach him a lesson. So they go on for a while.
They disappear, the surface is once again still.
Mike sits on the shore for a while looking at the lake. That was the strangest thing he’d ever experienced. Once again he shrugs it off, and walks up to his cottage. Probably better not to think too much about it.
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Haha, poor Mike. Sentient ponds are nothing to mess with, I’ve learned that much today. Great story, really funny too!
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Thanks! Lucky for Mike their fists are nothing more than splashing water:)
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Well that is lucky, I suppose. They sure have a nasty disposition though. Haters.
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Haha! They’re quite some troublemakers, really.
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The water guys are ballsy, I’d like to see them meet up with the fire men. Please can you write that, please?
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Hmmm… Interesting idea. I’m afraid the fire men would be an easy match for these guys, though 😀
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Hahaha, match.
I guess so… maybe they party with the air elementals?
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You’re soon to find out, I guess:)
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Dang, you’re telling me I have to wait till tomorrow again?
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“It disappears. Not the water, of course. The face…” Well, I prefer to interpret the face as the man’s own reflection…much like Narcissus…so that’s my take. Nice story, thanks!
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Hehe, it could be. But… How do you explain the beating?
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Humans are helpless when nature shows it’s true strength. Really enjoyed this one! Waiting for other elements!
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Thank you! 🙂
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So, I use water as the basic ingredient for coffee. I drink the coffee. I subsequently evacuate my water waste into the toilet and flush. Should I be worried?
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Hahaha! There is a small risk of harassment, but you’ll be fine:)
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I had visions of that ending with Mike damming upriver and then draining the lake in revenge. 😛
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Hahaha! That would make Mike feel good for sure! Feel free to follow the thread on your blog;)
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If I get time and my muse permits may, I may just do that! For now, though, I pome. 😉
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😀
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Mermaid-approved! 🙂
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Thanks! I have another with sirens, the dark kind, if you’re interested. Here: https://fictionspawn.com/2017/04/13/sirens/
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I like the funny ending.
Best “not to think too much about it.”
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Thanks, Marleen. One could go crazy…
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I’m new to your blog so can you please tell me, these are all your own original illustrations with the stories?
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Thank you for your interest. All the posts originally posted on this blog I’ve written and illustrated myself, yes. Sometimes I reblog posts I like, and sometimes I reblog some if my older stuff. 🙂
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