Johnny and the rest of the crew on MS Olive Oil was stranded on a rock in the sea, they had been for years. Five men, no escape.
Johnny had found a cave underneath the island. The sea entered from an underground tunnel, and was a hiding place for fish and shrimps. He brought a net to catch some.
On a rock in the water he saw a creature. A mermaid, like in the fairy tales. She was sitting there, singing. He was fascinated. She was the most beautiful creature he’d ever seen. She had a fish’ lower body, but her upper part was… Perfect.
He caught her. Threw the net over her, pulled her up on shore. She was naked, her beautiful tits were firm and soft. Her face. She was gorgeous. He hadn’t seen a woman in years, and never one this beautiful. He lost control. He raped her. Then he let her go.
The next night day the Sirens came. An army of males and females, armed with tripods, spears and swords.
One, a big, muscular one with a crown on his head seemed to be their leader. The beautiful siren was by his side. Lust of revenge could be seen in their eyes.
One of you has raped my daughter, said the King in the sailors’ tongue. I want him. Deliver him to me, or you will all die.
The sailors looked at each other. Johnny looked down in shame.
You stupid son of a bitch! Said captain Monty. What the fuck have you gotten us into?
You raped… a fish? Said Marco. How’s that even possible?
Monty looked at the army of sirens in front of the island. They were many. This was their reign.
Get the fuck off this island! Said Monty. I’m not going to die because you’re a pervert.
Out there..? said Johnny. I can’t go out there. They’ll kill me.
Better you than us, asshole, said Marco. Get the fuck off the island.
They threw him into the sea. He was pulled under water. The sirens left.
That night the crew was sitting around the rock they used as a table. They were eating grilled cod.
He raped a fish, said Marco, looking at his plate. Fucking pervert.
Bob was looking out of the window. She was quite a fish, though, he said after a while. Not that I’m into the whole rape thing and such, but she was quite a fish.
Monty said nothing. They had been on the island for a long time now. A long, long time.