-Rolling down the road with the mates, just feeling the speed. There’s nothing better.
-Change the song, dude.
-How’s it going with that babe of yours, Rocket?
-She’s awesome, dude. She’s just sooo good in bed, man.
-Yeah, yeah… Don’t wanna hear about it.
-Tom never gets laid, Jimmy laughed. -Because he’s ugl….
-What the…?
Jimmy followed Tom’s eyes to the window. A clown was staring at him from outside. They were going hundred and twenty miles per hour.
-Aaaaaahhhh! Jimmy jumped away from the window, pulling the wheel with him. The car slid over the road, out on the grass on the other side. Jimmy got it up on the road again. The car wobbled over the lane.
-Look out!
A truck was coming at them.
He got the car back in the right lane. The truck mowed passed them. The noise from the horn sounded like laughter.
-What the hell? What was that? Tom’s eyes flickered from one window to the other.
-A clown! It was a fucking clown! Jimmy screamed.
The car slowed down. Someone was standing in the middle of the road. Big shoes. Giant gloves. A tiny little hat on his head and a big, wide, painted smile.
-Drive! Fucking drive!
Jimmy sped up, changed lane. The clown jumped in front of the car.
-Aaaaaaahhh!!!
Indistinctly Jimmy hit the brakes. Lost control of the car. Left the road. Landed on the roof…. (more)