-Got you!
He held the little gnome up in front of his face. Finally. after years of pranks and disasters, he had him.
-Let me go!
-Let you go? George laughed. -Never! You little bugger…
He put the little man in a jar, trying to find out what to do with him.
It had all started with a broken alarm clock.
He had bought a new one. It broke as well.
Soon he’d lost his job.
Then the panties in the bedroom. Black eye, girlfriend gone, and that was just the beginning.
Now the little creep was caught. He was his prisoner, and it was time for revenge.
He though about torturing him. Maybe burn him with cigarettes, but it wasn’t really his style. He didn’t even smoke, after all. Killing him would be fitting, but he couldn’t get himself to do it. I mean, how many people had ever seen a real, living gnome? They were always hiding, staying out of human sight and… “Wait! That’s it!”
-Oh, no,please don’t, the gnome pleaded as he carried him out to the street. -Anything but that!
-Shut up!
He put him up on a pole, and waited for people to come out of the mall. The gnome twisted and twined as people flocked around to see.
A gnome, shamefully exposed before the world.
A fitting punishment indeed!
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If you knew how much that hurts for a gnome, you might change your opinion 😉
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I’m obviously not sufficiently au fait with the gnome population 😉
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Just the way they want it…
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Henri (my gnome) is not amused! 😉
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I bet! He’s quite exposed as well, though… How does he take it?
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He likes being a celebrity 😀
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Let’s hope the gnome guild doesn’t come for him 🙄
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It sounds like he deserves it. Though I bet there are a lot of other gnomes out there who will rescue him and take their revenge…
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…or have him silently assassinated for his grave treason.
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Love the art, too
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Thank you 🙂
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Now that’s a happy ending!!! 😅 Cheers and Thanks for the laugh!!! 🙂
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Thanks! And your welcome 🙂
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Absolutely!!! ❤️
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