That was delicious, honey!
Happy you like it, dear. I thought you would.
Well, that’s it. The old’s gotta make room for the new!
He got up and walked towards the bathroom.
I don’t really need to know, babe, she said laughing.
Honey, are you done yet? I don’t feel to well, I think I need to puke or something… Honey? Honey, are you there?
She opened the door. Her husband was lying dead beside the toilet. She held on to the door mark. The room was spinning. She fell beside him.
Another family is dead, sir. I…
Another one? That’s… That’s horrible! People seem to be dying everywhere! And please, call me Jones.
Peanut allergy, sir. The strange thing is they were eating steak with potatoes, sir.
Jones. Steak with potatoes? That doesn’t go with peanuts?
Exactly! There were no peanuts. It seems the steak had peanut protein mixed into it’s very tissue, sir. It… Wait! He was staring at the computer screen. -A report just came in, sir. It seems every tested life form on earth has suddenly gotten an elevated content of peanut proteins. Plants, animals, even fish and seafood. And everyone has become allergic to peanuts at the same time!
Every animal? Every plant? Jones looked down on his half eaten apple.
Yes. Every tested life form has proved to have a high content of peanut protein, sir.
And everyone is allergic….?
Everyone. Every man, woman and child on planet earth.
But that means…
That’s right. That means we’re fucked, sir.
Jo…ngh…
Jones held a hand to his throat. He had a hard time breathing.
… it means there’s no eatable food left on the planet. It seems mother nature finally fought back… and won.
Jones didn’t answer.
Are you OK, sir?
Jones fell to the ground.
Call an ambulance! Mick shouted looking over his shoulder. He realized no one would call an ambulance. The new peanut machine was right down the hall.
http://www.fashionlib.net/article/why-are-there-more-and-more-allergies,4402.html
http://www.allergyclinic.co.nz/history_allergy.aspx
http://www.seamineral.com/articles-if-plants-could-kill-part-1.html
There’s justice in there somewhere !
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There sure is. 🙂
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I really like this one. Great work and very clever. 🙂
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Thank you, Vockins! Let’s hope it won’t have to come to this 😉
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You’re very welcome! We can only hope, for there is nothing we can do against mother nature… 🙂
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Wise words.
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Clever piece! Loved it!
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Thanks! Great to know!
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I’d like to see that new peanut machine break loose and run rampage down the street. Too much?
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Maybe not too much, but not really necessary either… We’re fucked anyway 😀
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True, just wistful thinking.
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Chapter two: the revenge of the rabious peanut machine. He’s man made, after all 😀
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YES! It’s how I would want to go.
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The ultimate showdown. Machine vs Nature. Fight!
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A novel way to bring about the demise of the human race. Points to Mother Nature!
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She won this round… Thanks!
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Mother nature always wins…this time, maybe with a little help from Monsanto! Great piece, a lot of death about lately…I wonder is something is brewing in our collective consciousness?? We’ll see…
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Allergy everywhere, George. Beware!
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Love it! Nature has a lot more time than we do…
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Haha: payback time! 😂 Really enjoyed this one: seriously ironic to say the least lol 😂
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Thanks a lot! We’re messing with the wroooong lady, methinks 😀
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Nice BLOG ❣❣
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Thank you 🙂
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And elephants are to blame. They used their massive minds, grouped into a powerful centralized think-laser to control the world’s biome. Now they can rest on their haunches knowing that they won’t be victimized by the Chinese — or anyone — for their extra long teeth.
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They have done well.
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Well shit. Lol.
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Tough luck.
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Oh NOOOOOO! 😆 I liked that. You surprised me. As always, LOVE Your art. Lord. I wouldn’t blame her is all I can say. We have a very beautiful, amazingly tolerant Mother, that’s for sure! I think she will swat us away when she’s had about enough. Cheers! 🙂
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Or that or we end up killing her. Either way it’s bad news. Thanks a lot!
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Oh nooo! I like my outcome better! Ack. That sounds horrible, doesn’t it? Let’s hope neither happens! 🙂
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So we just have to hope she’ll kill us first, won’t we 😀
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Great tale!
Not the plague or carbon fuels but peanut allergies kills everybody and everything.
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Peanut allergy is nasty business.
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Thanks!
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And now the peanuts rule the Earth!
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Finally the time has come.
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Ha! Peanuts rule, humans drool.
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😀
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Oh well, everyone gets caught up one day or another by its own deeds….Humanity is no exception. Nothing is so efficient like the harm you do to yourself. Great Story! So….till the peanuts get us, Happy New Year, magician of thoughts and words!
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Thanks a lot, Katemantis! Happy New year to you, too! Let’s hope we start finding new ways 😉
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Nice! Starts out like a normal day…bang…Gaia strikes back. This reminds me of a couple of the scenarios in “Turing’s Nightmares” — starting out as an ordinary day and then some unintended consequence of AI strikes. We humans are screwing around with stuff in a rush to make “progress” without taking anything like the time necessary to begin to understand the consequences. Life on earth is now thought to be 4.75 billion years old. That’s how long the great tree of life has been evolving. Now we are in a rush to “fix” earth for our near term benefit by paving over vast swaths of it in concrete. Sigh.
https://www.amazon.com/author/truthtable
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We’re not doing very well, are we… Thank you!
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Oh no.. I just ate an apple..
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Did it have a vague taste of peanut?
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Exactly… I felt something going down my throat… And I realised I was living in the real life.. Not yours..
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